The concept of Democratic Terrorism

Instead of spending all our money on surveillance to prevent terrorism – I think everybody can agree that – we should rather spend them on education, hospitals and the elderly. How can we do this? Is there a democratic way to stop waisting money and deal with terrorism?
Yes there is a democratic way of solving the terrorist treat.

[We will vote on it]

We setup a panel of intelligent people, there job is to compile a list of the most horrible buildings in every country. Criteria’s for selecting a building could include an aesthetics point of view, feasibility studies, functionality etc. After carefully selecting each building or building project (or area for that matter) every country should vote for a building to be the target of terror. And make sure to get the vote right – “are we voting for the building to keep or the building to go?” – no Florida election this time baby!!

[Heck – we’ll even pay for the dynamite]

The countries should then invite the terrorists to come to there countries. As a token of appreciation the countries should provide adequate support like explosives, airplanes, shoes, Irish whiskey, north Spanish sausages –that should cover about everybody. After a day or two with welcoming the program continues: on a certain day at a specified time (should be flexible to meet the demands of the terrorists but within a reasonable time limit – say 2 weeks. Long enough not to interfere with the ticket sales to the event) the building determined to be a target of terror by democratic election would then be destroyed by air, by sea, by land by the terrorists!

In Denmark’s case an excellent choice would be Fisketorvet – with a great view from the whole harbour!

Think of the economic potential of such an event, the possibilities, the franchising! The video, the t-shirt, the book etc. The potential! Don’t say terrorism is counterproductive!