Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The concept of Democratic Terrorism

Instead of spending all our money on surveillance to prevent terrorism – I think everybody can agree that – we should rather spend them on education, hospitals and the elderly. How can we do this? Is there a democratic way to stop waisting money and deal with terrorism?
Yes there is a democratic way of solving the terrorist treat.

[We will vote on it]

We setup a panel of intelligent people, there job is to compile a list of the most horrible buildings in every country. Criteria’s for selecting a building could include an aesthetics point of view, feasibility studies, functionality etc. After carefully selecting each building or building project (or area for that matter) every country should vote for a building to be the target of terror. And make sure to get the vote right – “are we voting for the building to keep or the building to go?” – no Florida election this time baby!!
[Heck – we’ll even pay for the dynamite]
The countries should then invite the terrorists to come to there countries. As a token of appreciation the countries should provide adequate support like explosives, airplanes, shoes, Irish whiskey, north Spanish sausages –that should cover about everybody. After a day or two with welcoming the program continues: on a certain day at a specified time (should be flexible to meet the demands of the terrorists but within a reasonable time limit – say 2 weeks. Long enough not to interfere with the ticket sales to the event) the building determined to be a target of terror by democratic election would then be destroyed by air, by sea, by land by the terrorists!
In Denmark’s case an excellent choice would be Fisketorvet – with a great view from the whole harbour!
Think of the economic potential of such an event, the possibilities, the franchising! The video, the t-shirt, the book etc. The potential! Don’t say terrorism is counterproductive!

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6 Comments:

Blogger mrtn said...

Cool. I'm down with terrorism.

10:34 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indeed... Fisketorvet would be the place to start! Do you mean Basque sausages..? They have some great chorizo in Mad & Vin, by the way.

9:27 am  
Blogger Lasse said...

Yes -there the ones I thought about! Tell it to prople in charge!

10:41 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

I vote for blowing up Fisketorvet any day of the week.

1:19 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But what about krystina and the omen part II?

5:14 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

Well Molly
I cannot make up if you are thinking about blowing up Christiania and The Omen II? I mean blowing up a digital film is - well not so exiting?!?!
Christiania would be number 9997th thing on my personal "what should we vote for to blow up list" - let's face it -more bad things happen elsewhere.

11:46 am  

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